tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16232845.post114132924798608488..comments2023-10-19T09:53:38.101-07:00Comments on AmpuTeeHee: 3rd grade science and mathMsAmpuTeeHeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03733762919331458954noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16232845.post-1141330893820528362006-03-02T12:21:00.000-08:002006-03-02T12:21:00.000-08:00The answer to your decibel question is relatively ...The answer to your decibel question is relatively straightforward:<BR/><BR/>Assuming the Riemann Hypothesis to be true, we can then apply a Fourier Transform to the general Penrose equation for 60 children on a closed-window bus. Ignoring friction, and choosing units where the "screeching coefficient" is equal to unity (or ~ 1.2 for inner-city youth) we can then map the even & odd-order harmonics in terms of increasing child-annoyance.<BR/><BR/>In the classical limit, our result predicts a decibel level within 5% of "I'm going to strangle that kid and smack his parents upside their collective head".<BR/><BR/>Recent results in Quantum Field Tripping hint at the exciting possibility of a superposition-of-states whereby the loudest youth can become indistinguishable from his or her parent at sufficient blood pressure levels.<BR/><BR/>QEDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com