joke of the day

Expect wispy thin posts this week. This is the big crazy hectic week, the one I have seen looming on the calendar since May, the one I have been wishing I could just wave a wand and be over and done with.

So here's a little joke for you today, since it's all I can manage!

Knitting and driving

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window......

"Pullover"!!

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"