Sunday, January 27, 2008

and i'm supposed to help my 5th grader with his homework??

I first saw this high school quiz over at Inky's...then I ran into it again, along with the second quiz, over at NoBlogRachel's.


You paid attention during 63% of high school!

51-67% You are smart enough to be ashamed of still scoring so low; remember that there are books in the world, full of information? Yes, books are our friends.

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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89%DRUNKARD


Lordy.

6 comments:

The Bon said...

I get a score of 97% on the boozey test, which apparently classifies me as an alcoholic. ;)

Becky in Iowa :O) said...

lol I got a 91% on the high school test. I guess my memory is better than I though. hehe It helped me get a 79% on the booze test. It says that I'm a lush. Too bad I only drink maybe once a month. I guess I'm going to have to drink more often to live up to that label. hehe

saraarts said...

I got 100% on the high school one (with a migraine! functionally blind in one eye!*), but then I only scored 92% on the drunkard quiz.

Disgusting little A student that I guess I still am somewhere, I am troubled to have gotten 8% wrong. Heh.

*So why am I reading blogs and doing stupid little quizzes when I can barely see? Hey, it beats driving, right?

TheAmpuT said...

bon ~ Ha! (but I somehow doubt that). Ya' know, I've decided that I did so well on the boozey test because I had a full semester of Bar & Beverage Management in culinary school. I think culinary school killed off all the high school brain knowledge ;-)

becky ~ *TheAmpuT passes becky a shot of Jaegermeister*

sara ~ 100%. Why does this not surprise me?? Oh, and I am glad you are asking yourself the computer+migraine question so I don't have to LOL.

saraarts said...

So now that I can see out of both eyes again, I just want to point out that most of that stuff I did not learn in high school (not even the stuff about drinking). Most of it I learned either before or after. For instance, wasn't pi covered in, like, sixth grade? Also, I am pretty sure no one ever explained to me what exactly is meant by the "immaculate conception" until I was well into my 30s. Somehow, as may be true for non-Catholics generally during times of non-Inquisition, it just never came up.

I'm still peevish that I chose rum as the oldest indigenous North American distilled spirit. Duh.

Okay, moving right along... ;)

TheAmpuT said...

sara ~ oh great. So now I'm not even as smart as a 6th grader.
hahaha